If you've known me in the past few months or so, I might have told you about my new found fascination for interviewing a gangster. Currently I cant do that for umm.... *some* reasons. Hope the reasons get cleared away soon. Until then read this - my 'made-up' gangster interview.
The 'protagonist' of this interview is mix of a particular ex gangster friend of mine, a random phone stalker and my own imagination.
Ex gangster friend, I am sorry I am making a litle fun of you in this. Sorry.
Random stalker, thanks. You and your antics are what have basically inspired this character.
In maroon are my questions. In green are his answers and in purple in c++ comments style are my thoughts
You are the most feared gang in Anand. What is the secret of your success?
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Hey! Good morning! You are the leader of Rally X right? May I know your name?
I tell real name or style name?
/* Style name? my my! */
Tell me both.
My real name Panu K Patel. But this name has no weight and style. So i made my name - PKP. Call me PKP.
Ok PKC....
(Gangster gets angry) Its PKP. You are insulting me....
(Scared, very scared) Sorry PKP. Please don't get angry.
Don't worry. I never get angry. I am a nice gentle lady man.
/* Gentleman? Ladyman? Gentle lady man? */
(confused) Lady man?
Yes. No girl can ever stay away from PKP - the lady man. My magic always working on them.
Oh! A ladies' man... So how many girls have you dated?
Honestly I tell you, I dont remember how many. I dont even remember their names. Girls are like hawa ka jhonka. One comes and goes. Then next comes. You know something? I never propose to girl. Girl always propose to me. I see her face and understand what she thinking.
So, is there any girl in your gang?
No no no. Girl only for time pass. Girl cant do work we do.
/* Work? :o */
Ok. So what kind of work do you do?
We... err...umm... do many works. Very dangerous work. Very risk work we do. (makes the kind of a face your grandmother would have made while introducing the villain of the fairytale)
Dangerous work like?
Oh there are many things
/* Is it? */
Many things like?
Err... I cant tell you. Its a secret. You cant imagine what kind of work we Rally X people do..
/* Yeah right - secret. You do nothing. */
Ok.
Your gangs name....Rally X. I find it very interesting. How did you come with such a fabulous name? ( smiles sarcastically)
Top class stylish cool name no? It was my idea. All gangs having local names like Street Riders, Road Rulers. We wanted something different. So i phoned my brother in America. He gave this name.
Our gang was diferent. We had a different style. Instead of doing latest fashion, we think different and made our own different style and fashion. We saw English movies and did different style from it. People were scared of us because when they saw our different style, they know that we were different...
/* The 'different' obsessions of 'different' people */
And It was this difference which made all the difference. Right?
Yes.
You said you coopied your style from English movies...
No no. We didnt copy. You know my own slogan? Its 'Copying is injurious to PKP'.
to be continued....
1 comment:
I m in splits. wa ha ha.
So you do have a sense of humour.
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